Microsoft, as we all know, are not real humans. They are in fact sentient robots created by the mad medieval alchemist Bill Gates, who created a time machine and is not in fact from our time. Once here he bought parts and used the Xtronium (an alien metal found only once in the world; Bill Gates killed all who knew of it except for me) to build the aforementioned Microsoft 'employee's. However the downside is that they are all heartless, emotionless, and bear all the creativity of a marsupial, as seen in the Customer Services department.
The robots were created for success, not innovation. This has led them to be victorious yet slightly empty. However Bill Gates has recently tweaked them to seek out innovation, and steal it, if recent rumours are to be believed. I so hope they are not.
Thats the rumour, anyway. And it seems reasonably well backed up as this interesting article
from 8bit Joystick shows;
http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/jake_xbox_360_newton_motion_sensing_controller_confirmed.php
Im not entirely sure what to think now, really. If this floods my beloved console's market with
crappy party games like Master Chief Party 12 I'll kill someone.
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